Women Driver on the Highway

I was driving on the highway this morning,
I looked to my right and there was a women
driving a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph
with her face up in the mirror putting on
her makeup.

I looked up, at the road for a couple seconds
and when I looked back at her she was moving
halfway over into my lane, still working on
her eye-liner.

As a man, i don’t scare easy.

But she scared my so much;
I dropped my electric shaver,
which knocked the bagel out of my other hand.

In all excitement and trying to straighten out
my car using my knees against the steering wheel,
my cellphone got knocked away from my ear. It fell
into my coffee between my legs, splashed, and
burned my twig and berries. This resulted in
ruining the damn phone, soaking my trousers and
disconnecting a very important call.

Damn Women Drivers!

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